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gurage 2011-03-31 21:16 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Typ de enda normala är från Nya Zeeland och Frankrike. Och kanske Canada ibland.Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion man. Like Comment Share 0Lurkman 2011-03-31 21:22 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar gurage:Typ de enda normala är från Nya Zeeland och Frankrike. Och kanske Canada ibland. Omegle? Normala? Like Comment Share 0Gamer 94 2011-03-31 21:23 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Låt mig bara säga så här, jag var uttråkad i skolan Tillagt 2011-03-31 21:43: Kom och tänka på en grej btw, för några månader under en lunchrast låtsades min kompis att han var en snygg rysk/ukrainsk kvinna och vi snackade med en indisk student. Det slutade med att vi satt och skickade bilder på ryska modeller till killen och han fattade ingenting och skickade riktiga bilder på sig själv (det var samma person på bilderna). Hisorien slutade med att vi sa till honom att lägga till oss på Facebook, och länkade ett konto vi skapat med en profilbild som föreställde en, well,tjock och smått missbildad kvinna. Needless to say, killen drog direkt efter att vi skickade länken. Glory to Arstotzka! Like Comment Share 0 Trog 2011-03-31 22:50 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hey Stranger: hi You: What ya doin? Stranger: omegle You: me too. We got alot in common XD Your conversational partner has disconnected.I just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0xXxDR17T3RxXx 2011-03-31 23:06 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: u male or female You: im a grill Stranger: u have skpye Stranger: skype You: whats your name Stranger: thomas u and u have skype You: my name is Teddy Stranger: o kool do u have skype You: yeah, Teddys.grills Stranger: k all add u and we can video You: May i ask you a question, are you retarded? Im a grill, grills dont have skype Your conversational partner has disconnected.erm... Like Comment Share 0Trog 2011-03-31 23:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: u must be my daughter You: yep You: I am, dad Stranger: huhhuu You: how did u find me? Stranger: i didnt belive i can find u Stranger: idk but im so happy You: Ive missed u so, its been five years Stranger: go back ur home becky Stranger: please You: lost my map though Stranger: five years yea Stranger: becky You: mh Stranger: mum nd i will find u Stranger: dont worry Stranger: tell me ur location You: well, I was scared. But a nice man took care of me Stranger: nice man ? You: I dont know. A cellar, I guess You: yea, always wears chicken suit Stranger: is he do anythin to u ! You: ... no... Stranger: oh,im glad Stranger: becky Stranger: r u ok? You: just giving me food, shelters and lols. I have have been giving him head You: yes, I am. yust miss u and mom so much. And hows Nicky? Stranger: nicky dead Stranger: when u was going this home You: WHAT!? Nooo, he cant be! he was so alive, so fullof life Stranger: nicky had a traffic accident Stranger: i we lost nicky Stranger: becky come back please You: Thats too bad. But i guess u and mom always cound make me another baby brother, right? Stranger: mum and i are so sad Stranger: no You: yea, figures You: why not? Stranger: cuz ur mum is enterin menopause You: holy crap. Dad, u better come my way instead. Im not coming home when shes like thatI just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-02 17:43 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hi Stranger: m Stranger: 18 You: I must tell you a thing Stranger: usa You: Dont say to anyone Stranger: ok You: Promise? Stranger: yep You: I dont have a soul, beacuse im a bot. Your conversational partner has disconnected Jag har tråkigt.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-03 19:13 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: m or f? You: both Your conversational partner have disconnected.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-04 23:24 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar luddeking:Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected Tydligen så använder en massa killar omegle som en datingsite Dem vill bara prata med tjejer.En dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
Lurkman 2011-03-31 21:22 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar gurage:Typ de enda normala är från Nya Zeeland och Frankrike. Och kanske Canada ibland. Omegle? Normala? Like Comment Share 0Gamer 94 2011-03-31 21:23 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Låt mig bara säga så här, jag var uttråkad i skolan Tillagt 2011-03-31 21:43: Kom och tänka på en grej btw, för några månader under en lunchrast låtsades min kompis att han var en snygg rysk/ukrainsk kvinna och vi snackade med en indisk student. Det slutade med att vi satt och skickade bilder på ryska modeller till killen och han fattade ingenting och skickade riktiga bilder på sig själv (det var samma person på bilderna). Hisorien slutade med att vi sa till honom att lägga till oss på Facebook, och länkade ett konto vi skapat med en profilbild som föreställde en, well,tjock och smått missbildad kvinna. Needless to say, killen drog direkt efter att vi skickade länken. Glory to Arstotzka! Like Comment Share 0 Trog 2011-03-31 22:50 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hey Stranger: hi You: What ya doin? Stranger: omegle You: me too. We got alot in common XD Your conversational partner has disconnected.I just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0xXxDR17T3RxXx 2011-03-31 23:06 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: u male or female You: im a grill Stranger: u have skpye Stranger: skype You: whats your name Stranger: thomas u and u have skype You: my name is Teddy Stranger: o kool do u have skype You: yeah, Teddys.grills Stranger: k all add u and we can video You: May i ask you a question, are you retarded? Im a grill, grills dont have skype Your conversational partner has disconnected.erm... Like Comment Share 0Trog 2011-03-31 23:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: u must be my daughter You: yep You: I am, dad Stranger: huhhuu You: how did u find me? Stranger: i didnt belive i can find u Stranger: idk but im so happy You: Ive missed u so, its been five years Stranger: go back ur home becky Stranger: please You: lost my map though Stranger: five years yea Stranger: becky You: mh Stranger: mum nd i will find u Stranger: dont worry Stranger: tell me ur location You: well, I was scared. But a nice man took care of me Stranger: nice man ? You: I dont know. A cellar, I guess You: yea, always wears chicken suit Stranger: is he do anythin to u ! You: ... no... Stranger: oh,im glad Stranger: becky Stranger: r u ok? You: just giving me food, shelters and lols. I have have been giving him head You: yes, I am. yust miss u and mom so much. And hows Nicky? Stranger: nicky dead Stranger: when u was going this home You: WHAT!? Nooo, he cant be! he was so alive, so fullof life Stranger: nicky had a traffic accident Stranger: i we lost nicky Stranger: becky come back please You: Thats too bad. But i guess u and mom always cound make me another baby brother, right? Stranger: mum and i are so sad Stranger: no You: yea, figures You: why not? Stranger: cuz ur mum is enterin menopause You: holy crap. Dad, u better come my way instead. Im not coming home when shes like thatI just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-02 17:43 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hi Stranger: m Stranger: 18 You: I must tell you a thing Stranger: usa You: Dont say to anyone Stranger: ok You: Promise? Stranger: yep You: I dont have a soul, beacuse im a bot. Your conversational partner has disconnected Jag har tråkigt.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-03 19:13 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: m or f? You: both Your conversational partner have disconnected.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-04 23:24 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar luddeking:Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected Tydligen så använder en massa killar omegle som en datingsite Dem vill bara prata med tjejer.En dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
Gamer 94 2011-03-31 21:23 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Låt mig bara säga så här, jag var uttråkad i skolan Tillagt 2011-03-31 21:43: Kom och tänka på en grej btw, för några månader under en lunchrast låtsades min kompis att han var en snygg rysk/ukrainsk kvinna och vi snackade med en indisk student. Det slutade med att vi satt och skickade bilder på ryska modeller till killen och han fattade ingenting och skickade riktiga bilder på sig själv (det var samma person på bilderna). Hisorien slutade med att vi sa till honom att lägga till oss på Facebook, och länkade ett konto vi skapat med en profilbild som föreställde en, well,tjock och smått missbildad kvinna. Needless to say, killen drog direkt efter att vi skickade länken. Glory to Arstotzka! Like Comment Share 0 Trog 2011-03-31 22:50 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hey Stranger: hi You: What ya doin? Stranger: omegle You: me too. We got alot in common XD Your conversational partner has disconnected.I just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0xXxDR17T3RxXx 2011-03-31 23:06 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: u male or female You: im a grill Stranger: u have skpye Stranger: skype You: whats your name Stranger: thomas u and u have skype You: my name is Teddy Stranger: o kool do u have skype You: yeah, Teddys.grills Stranger: k all add u and we can video You: May i ask you a question, are you retarded? Im a grill, grills dont have skype Your conversational partner has disconnected.erm... Like Comment Share 0Trog 2011-03-31 23:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: u must be my daughter You: yep You: I am, dad Stranger: huhhuu You: how did u find me? Stranger: i didnt belive i can find u Stranger: idk but im so happy You: Ive missed u so, its been five years Stranger: go back ur home becky Stranger: please You: lost my map though Stranger: five years yea Stranger: becky You: mh Stranger: mum nd i will find u Stranger: dont worry Stranger: tell me ur location You: well, I was scared. But a nice man took care of me Stranger: nice man ? You: I dont know. A cellar, I guess You: yea, always wears chicken suit Stranger: is he do anythin to u ! You: ... no... Stranger: oh,im glad Stranger: becky Stranger: r u ok? You: just giving me food, shelters and lols. I have have been giving him head You: yes, I am. yust miss u and mom so much. And hows Nicky? Stranger: nicky dead Stranger: when u was going this home You: WHAT!? Nooo, he cant be! he was so alive, so fullof life Stranger: nicky had a traffic accident Stranger: i we lost nicky Stranger: becky come back please You: Thats too bad. But i guess u and mom always cound make me another baby brother, right? Stranger: mum and i are so sad Stranger: no You: yea, figures You: why not? Stranger: cuz ur mum is enterin menopause You: holy crap. Dad, u better come my way instead. Im not coming home when shes like thatI just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-02 17:43 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hi Stranger: m Stranger: 18 You: I must tell you a thing Stranger: usa You: Dont say to anyone Stranger: ok You: Promise? Stranger: yep You: I dont have a soul, beacuse im a bot. Your conversational partner has disconnected Jag har tråkigt.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-03 19:13 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: m or f? You: both Your conversational partner have disconnected.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-04 23:24 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar luddeking:Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected Tydligen så använder en massa killar omegle som en datingsite Dem vill bara prata med tjejer.En dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
Trog 2011-03-31 22:50 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hey Stranger: hi You: What ya doin? Stranger: omegle You: me too. We got alot in common XD Your conversational partner has disconnected.I just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0xXxDR17T3RxXx 2011-03-31 23:06 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: u male or female You: im a grill Stranger: u have skpye Stranger: skype You: whats your name Stranger: thomas u and u have skype You: my name is Teddy Stranger: o kool do u have skype You: yeah, Teddys.grills Stranger: k all add u and we can video You: May i ask you a question, are you retarded? Im a grill, grills dont have skype Your conversational partner has disconnected.erm... Like Comment Share 0Trog 2011-03-31 23:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: u must be my daughter You: yep You: I am, dad Stranger: huhhuu You: how did u find me? Stranger: i didnt belive i can find u Stranger: idk but im so happy You: Ive missed u so, its been five years Stranger: go back ur home becky Stranger: please You: lost my map though Stranger: five years yea Stranger: becky You: mh Stranger: mum nd i will find u Stranger: dont worry Stranger: tell me ur location You: well, I was scared. But a nice man took care of me Stranger: nice man ? You: I dont know. A cellar, I guess You: yea, always wears chicken suit Stranger: is he do anythin to u ! You: ... no... Stranger: oh,im glad Stranger: becky Stranger: r u ok? You: just giving me food, shelters and lols. I have have been giving him head You: yes, I am. yust miss u and mom so much. And hows Nicky? Stranger: nicky dead Stranger: when u was going this home You: WHAT!? Nooo, he cant be! he was so alive, so fullof life Stranger: nicky had a traffic accident Stranger: i we lost nicky Stranger: becky come back please You: Thats too bad. But i guess u and mom always cound make me another baby brother, right? Stranger: mum and i are so sad Stranger: no You: yea, figures You: why not? Stranger: cuz ur mum is enterin menopause You: holy crap. Dad, u better come my way instead. Im not coming home when shes like thatI just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-02 17:43 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hi Stranger: m Stranger: 18 You: I must tell you a thing Stranger: usa You: Dont say to anyone Stranger: ok You: Promise? Stranger: yep You: I dont have a soul, beacuse im a bot. Your conversational partner has disconnected Jag har tråkigt.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-03 19:13 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: m or f? You: both Your conversational partner have disconnected.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-04 23:24 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar luddeking:Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected Tydligen så använder en massa killar omegle som en datingsite Dem vill bara prata med tjejer.En dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
xXxDR17T3RxXx 2011-03-31 23:06 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: u male or female You: im a grill Stranger: u have skpye Stranger: skype You: whats your name Stranger: thomas u and u have skype You: my name is Teddy Stranger: o kool do u have skype You: yeah, Teddys.grills Stranger: k all add u and we can video You: May i ask you a question, are you retarded? Im a grill, grills dont have skype Your conversational partner has disconnected.erm... Like Comment Share 0Trog 2011-03-31 23:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: u must be my daughter You: yep You: I am, dad Stranger: huhhuu You: how did u find me? Stranger: i didnt belive i can find u Stranger: idk but im so happy You: Ive missed u so, its been five years Stranger: go back ur home becky Stranger: please You: lost my map though Stranger: five years yea Stranger: becky You: mh Stranger: mum nd i will find u Stranger: dont worry Stranger: tell me ur location You: well, I was scared. But a nice man took care of me Stranger: nice man ? You: I dont know. A cellar, I guess You: yea, always wears chicken suit Stranger: is he do anythin to u ! You: ... no... Stranger: oh,im glad Stranger: becky Stranger: r u ok? You: just giving me food, shelters and lols. I have have been giving him head You: yes, I am. yust miss u and mom so much. And hows Nicky? Stranger: nicky dead Stranger: when u was going this home You: WHAT!? Nooo, he cant be! he was so alive, so fullof life Stranger: nicky had a traffic accident Stranger: i we lost nicky Stranger: becky come back please You: Thats too bad. But i guess u and mom always cound make me another baby brother, right? Stranger: mum and i are so sad Stranger: no You: yea, figures You: why not? Stranger: cuz ur mum is enterin menopause You: holy crap. Dad, u better come my way instead. Im not coming home when shes like thatI just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-02 17:43 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hi Stranger: m Stranger: 18 You: I must tell you a thing Stranger: usa You: Dont say to anyone Stranger: ok You: Promise? Stranger: yep You: I dont have a soul, beacuse im a bot. Your conversational partner has disconnected Jag har tråkigt.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-03 19:13 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: m or f? You: both Your conversational partner have disconnected.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-04 23:24 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar luddeking:Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected Tydligen så använder en massa killar omegle som en datingsite Dem vill bara prata med tjejer.En dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
Trog 2011-03-31 23:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: u must be my daughter You: yep You: I am, dad Stranger: huhhuu You: how did u find me? Stranger: i didnt belive i can find u Stranger: idk but im so happy You: Ive missed u so, its been five years Stranger: go back ur home becky Stranger: please You: lost my map though Stranger: five years yea Stranger: becky You: mh Stranger: mum nd i will find u Stranger: dont worry Stranger: tell me ur location You: well, I was scared. But a nice man took care of me Stranger: nice man ? You: I dont know. A cellar, I guess You: yea, always wears chicken suit Stranger: is he do anythin to u ! You: ... no... Stranger: oh,im glad Stranger: becky Stranger: r u ok? You: just giving me food, shelters and lols. I have have been giving him head You: yes, I am. yust miss u and mom so much. And hows Nicky? Stranger: nicky dead Stranger: when u was going this home You: WHAT!? Nooo, he cant be! he was so alive, so fullof life Stranger: nicky had a traffic accident Stranger: i we lost nicky Stranger: becky come back please You: Thats too bad. But i guess u and mom always cound make me another baby brother, right? Stranger: mum and i are so sad Stranger: no You: yea, figures You: why not? Stranger: cuz ur mum is enterin menopause You: holy crap. Dad, u better come my way instead. Im not coming home when shes like thatI just dont know what went wrong Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-02 17:43 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hi Stranger: m Stranger: 18 You: I must tell you a thing Stranger: usa You: Dont say to anyone Stranger: ok You: Promise? Stranger: yep You: I dont have a soul, beacuse im a bot. Your conversational partner has disconnected Jag har tråkigt.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-03 19:13 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: m or f? You: both Your conversational partner have disconnected.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-04 23:24 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar luddeking:Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected Tydligen så använder en massa killar omegle som en datingsite Dem vill bara prata med tjejer.En dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
NoFanboy 2011-04-02 17:43 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hi Stranger: m Stranger: 18 You: I must tell you a thing Stranger: usa You: Dont say to anyone Stranger: ok You: Promise? Stranger: yep You: I dont have a soul, beacuse im a bot. Your conversational partner has disconnected Jag har tråkigt.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0NoFanboy 2011-04-03 19:13 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: m or f? You: both Your conversational partner have disconnected.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-04 23:24 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar luddeking:Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected Tydligen så använder en massa killar omegle som en datingsite Dem vill bara prata med tjejer.En dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
NoFanboy 2011-04-03 19:13 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: m or f? You: both Your conversational partner have disconnected.this is not even my final form Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-04 23:24 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar luddeking:Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected Tydligen så använder en massa killar omegle som en datingsite Dem vill bara prata med tjejer.En dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
psycobat 2011-04-04 23:24 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar luddeking:Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected Tydligen så använder en massa killar omegle som en datingsite Dem vill bara prata med tjejer.En dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
psycobat 2011-04-06 23:47 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: You are now chatting with GOD. Stranger: hi You: Hello my child, what can I do for you today? Stranger: will, i am zues so im ur God Stranger: wt can i do for u today? You: a pony would be niceEn dålig förlorare är någon som förlorar för att han är sämre. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
kartong 2011-04-19 01:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: Please, im drowning... Stranger: um nop You: aegh You: help! Stranger: fine Stranger: take my hand You: i cant swim!.rhgresh help! You: i cant reach it! Stranger: i got ya now shut up You: help! Stranger: *pulls you out of water* You: you saved me! Stranger: I did Stranger: I feel proud You: how can i repay you sir? Stranger: lemme sit on that though a minute Stranger: m/f? You: okay You: m Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo!Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
nighthawk 2011-04-19 09:42 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere. Like Comment Share 0Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
Stofflanskt360 2011-04-20 04:33 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Th3 End:Jag chattar med en intressant person. Gjorde jag också nyss, men servern kopplade från. Palla tekniskt fel :/När skådespelet tagit slut, kastar minnet en ensam skugga på den solblekta stranden. Like Comment Share 0Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. 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Colonel 2011-04-20 11:04 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar kartong:Stranger: oh god ur a homosexual Stranger: *pushes back into pool* Stranger: DROWN BITCH You: nooooo! "En kompromiss är konsten att dela en kaka så att alla tror de har fått den största biten." Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. 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naiesano 2011-04-30 21:32 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: hey You: hi! Stranger: peter george? You: Yes? Stranger: *thats You: ? You: so You: Who are you stranger? You: Is it you Hannah? Stranger: a stranger Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: it me Stranger: *its You: Montana ? Stranger: yes You: or miley? Stranger: that's the same You: smiley miley! <3<3<3' Stranger: whahaha You: Oh my god... I'm so glad that I finally found you!! Stranger: really?? awww that's so cute You: I know!!! Stranger: and whats your name You: Peter George? Stranger: Whahaha oh yeah of course You: You know... there are tree things I've been dying to ask you... Stranger: well ask me peter You: Do you like blue pencils? Stranger: hmmm i thinks so Stranger: why? You: Well then... Do you like cheese? Stranger: yes You: my favorit is Gouda! Stranger: mine's too You: Then, the last question.... Stranger: are u from holland? You: Will you merry me? Stranger: YES!!! Stranger: i thought u never ask You: OMG, YOU TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!!! Stranger: You: I've been dying to ask since I saw you eating that gouda-cheese.... You: And that was about 10 years ago Stranger: when did i eat it Stranger: owwh ahahah You: it was a sunny day in june Stranger: u remember? You: the birds were singing in the rain! Stranger: in the rain? You: of course I do, how could I forget? You: Yes, in the rain. You: I did pee on them.... Stranger: u said it was a sunny day Stranger: where? Stranger: on what the birds? You: In the rosegarden, you were wearing that blue dress. U remember? Stranger: hmmm owh yeah ofcourse You: Yeah.... I didn't want to go to the toilet Stranger: bad boy Stranger: You: It smelled like strawberries...l IT WAS DISGUSTING! Stranger: or girl You: ...... or both.... Stranger: bleeeehhhh Stranger: whahaha Stranger: what Stranger: are u a shemale? You: So.... how many babies do you want? You: Maybe...... do you want me to be? Stranger: much Stranger: no You: like 256? Stranger: YESS U KNEW IT Stranger: but i dont live 256 years You: It's okay, we can get twins. Stranger: and u??? You: and adopt some too Stranger: yeah that can too You: they have to speak swahili though! Stranger: owwh so we are getting baby's now? You: I love swahili! You: Sure. Stranger: what is swahili? You: But wait... aren't we gonna marry first? You: It's a fish. You: I like big butts and I can not lie! Stranger: no its not a fish You: you sure? Stranger: are u from africa ? You: No, of course not honey! Stranger: so where do u come from then? Stranger: ohw and africans loveeee big butts ;) Stranger: youre still here? You: But honet, please... We have known each other since we where 3! You: were* You: honey* Vem vill komma på bröllopet? ------ Stranger: heyy You: Hi there stranger Stranger: hey stranger You: Been catching any new pokémons lately? Stranger: haha... no i havnt sorry Stranger: ;) You: Oh... Too bad Stranger: have you?? Stranger: ;) You: Yeah! Stranger: oh cool You: I did catch a gyarados yesterday You: It was supercool! Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about! haha... but please feel free to carry on! You: Pokémons of course! what else? You: I have been dating ash for a whilw! You: Ash* Stranger: ash? You: But actually.... we broke up yesterday.... IT'S SO SAD! Stranger: aaawwwhhhh sorry to hear that You: Gyarados - http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv142/hateffect90/Gyarados.p ng You: Ash - http://images.wikia.com/animebaths/images/b/b1/Ash.png Stranger: oh right! Stranger: haha Stranger: are you male or female by the way? and what is your age? You: Female, I'm not gay..... u? You: Do you want to know something asum? Stranger: haha, im female too Stranger: yeah surreee You: I am gay. But gay - happy and not hay - homosexual.... You: Last week my dear dear Togepi envolved into a Togetic! Stranger: ahh me to Stranger: whats a Togepi You: ARE YOU GAY?! (O_O) Stranger: gay.. happy.... not homeosexual You: Togepi - http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/ff/Togepi.png Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? You: I do think that you are homosexual.... Stranger: what? Stranger: why? You: because you didn't know who Ash was... AND HE IS SO FREAKKIN HOT! Stranger: why do you think i am homosexual? Stranger: how old are you????????????? You: I bet you know who Misty is! Stranger: no i dont You: Togetic - http://www.gf-park.com/images/misc/Togetic.png Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: 7? You: No... You: Older! Stranger: 8 You: Older! Stranger: 9 at a push You: Older! Stranger: 9 and a hlf Stranger: half * You: Older! Stranger: you cant be older You: But I am... Stranger: how old? You: Guess Stranger: 10 Stranger: 112 Stranger: 11 Stranger: 12 You: older Stranger: 13 Stranger: 14 Stranger: i have no idea You: older Stranger: older than 14 Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: what!! Stranger: do you not have a life? Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 17 Stranger: 18 Stranger: 19 Stranger: 20 You: YEY, CONTRATULATIONS!! YOU WON. Your prize a cookie! You: is a cookie* Stranger: how old are you?? Stranger: i still dont know You: But you guessed right... Stranger: 15? You: I don't belive it... oh my god... You: Older Stranger: 16 You: stop Stranger: you are 16? You: YOU WON AGAIN! Stranger: oh god Stranger: where are you from? You: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART!!! You: My mother's stomach. u? Stranger: oh HA HA very funny... not You: But it's the truth? Stranger: where do you live? You: At home. You: U? Stranger: all i wanted was a normal conversation.... not all of this Stranger: what country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: home is wherever I'm with u You: The one to the left6 You: left* Stranger: ive had enough of this im going to talk to someone normal You: Love you too ♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Det är inget fel med Pokémon! Like Comment Share 0naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
naiesano 2011-04-30 23:00 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Hello there. You: Are you my father? Stranger: no Stranger: im your son You: Oh, I was just wondering were you went Stranger: yep Stranger: im dieing Stranger: why dont you save me father? You: Oh okay. Could you be home in an hour? Dinner will be ready then! You: Because I'm your mother. Stranger: okay Stranger: what are we having? You: KFC You: But I'll just have a glass of water cause I'm on a diet Stranger: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoo Stranger: WHy You: SO I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW You: I WANT KFC TOOOO Stranger: MOMMY IS BEAUITFUL You: CUT THAT CRAB YOU'RE LITTLE BRAT, I NOW THAT YOU JUST WANT THAT VIDEOGAME You: CRAP* Stranger: WTF I HAVE IT ALL ALREADY Stranger: MOMMYS BEING MEAN You: YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT You: Sorry honey... Mommy is on a diet and has pms... Stranger: oh its alright Stranger: bye mommy im running away Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nej, jag har inget liv Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. 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yonobi 2011-08-08 02:25 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Q: Remember kids, pedobear is just a man in a costume You: im a man Stranger: I'm pedobear. D: You: I'M BATMAN! Stranger: but i'm a woman! Stranger: Yeah well, im part time superman. Stranger: AWWW YEAHH You: I'm part-time... Bruce. You: damn Stranger: THE bruce? O: You: yeah, i have an alfred and shit Stranger: *bows down* You: fuck yeah Stranger: i'm pretty hungry. You: penis? Stranger: yes please. You: ALFRED! Stranger: *gobble* You: *wank* Stranger: *jizz* You: *kapow* Stranger: *flying fighting penises* You: Ctulhu! Stranger: Did you just jizz on your keyboard or smth? You: maybe Stranger: Dirty. You: like a baws Stranger: shit on deborahs desk You: who the fuck is deborah? the new girl? Stranger: nahh, she's the hot girl who rejected you. You: oh. then it's on Stranger: i bombed the russians. You: the russians found waldo Stranger: dude. in england it's Wally. You: lawl Stranger: ikr D: You: dk You: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! Stranger: but i prefer mario D: You: less hair Stranger: but luigi is my homeboy You: yeah, he's awesome You: all green and shit Stranger: sexy mofo You: i used to call him ludwig Stranger: that's a hot name You: yeah Stranger: imma name my kid that You: wait, i forgot. someone is watching O.O Stranger: oh yeah O.o Stranger: jeez freak Stranger: me and this person were doing a lab experiment ten minutes ago Stranger: it resulted in an std .. You: i have one of those Stranger: herpes? :'D You: no, a person Stranger: damn, herpes is the best kind D: You: sounds cool Stranger: it's hella fun You: gief Stranger: dude you dyslexic? You: mabye Stranger: oh. cool story You: i have many cool stories You: cause im batman Stranger: do enlighten me! You: one time, I fought the joker You: end of story Stranger: hot damn! O: You: the joker is my mother D: You: apparently Stranger: Ahh D: darth vader is my step-dad You: kewl Stranger: ikr?!?! You: do you respect his authority Stranger: no. Stranger: we have different coloured light sabers, what do you expect? D: You: you have a green one? Stranger: Yes D: You: i like purple, but only sam jackson gets to have one of those Stranger: lucky mofo D: You: yeah Stranger: i wish samuel was my uncle You: oh wait, maybe the purple ones are for black people You: D: Stranger: but darth vaders black D: Stranger: mighty black You: but he's evil You: he only gets to choose between red and red Stranger: well he should rebel! You: like luigi Stranger: break free of the evil curse Stranger: exactly, my friend You: wooooooooooooot?! You: i'm your friend? O.O Stranger: INDEED YOU ARE Stranger: *fistpump?* You: never Stranger: You: sorry Stranger: totally left me hanging there You: penis Stranger: Well, young warrior, the time has come for me to bid you ado. I sincerely hope you venture forward with a new mind and conquer the world of the Interwebz. Good luck, and farewell.Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. 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grandtheftauto4life 2011-08-08 21:37 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Skrev lite skit igår Question to discuss: The other stranger is a girl! What do you tell her? Stranger: : o You: ho Stranger: im a girl too Stranger: >: o Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skulle skriva hi, men träffade fel tangent. Stranger: hiiiiii xD You: hello Stranger: im 18 F greece You: 16 m sweden You: so, hows that economy going? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Har en känsla av att "tjejerna" på Omegle inte gillar mig."Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?" Like Comment Share 0yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
yonobi 2011-08-08 22:34 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar grandtheftauto4life:You: so, hows that economy going? Hohoho. :3Garçon means boy. Like Comment Share 0kartong 2011-12-31 01:14 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Stranger: name? You: Yes i have a name, do you? Stranger: ran You: where did you run? Stranger: do u like it You: no i didn't really like steven kings IT Stranger: u m/f You: I am of the Y chromosome Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected.Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0Amroth 2011-12-31 02:38 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You: Do you believe in the existance of extraterretrial life? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' Like Comment Share 0kartong 2012-01-01 18:05 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible Citerar Elak Kyckling:känner mig våldtagen Gun down a school or blow up a car, the media circus will make you a star... Like Comment Share 0T-Boy 2012-01-05 02:09 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wait You: just wait a minute Stranger: err... ok You: who are you Stranger: me. You: oh You: that's what I was hoping for You: so, how are you? Stranger: fantastic. & yourselfv Stranger: *? You: I'm doing great You: just awesome Stranger: good. Stranger: You: yea You: it feels awesome Stranger: are you of the male or female origin? You: i'm kind'a like a crossover You: like Nissan Crossover You: the best of both worlds you know You: and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected."Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi Like Comment Share 0SputniQ94 2012-01-15 17:29 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible http://9gag.com/gag/1831598 Världsherravälde Like Comment Share 0Phyreon 2012-01-22 14:28 Sexuellt innehåll Våldsamt innehållo Spam Bryter mot mitt copyright Annat Thank you for your time. We will take care of this matter as soon as posible seriöst, min fritid på jobbet är räddad nu alltså Like Comment Share 0 För att kommentera måste du vara inloggad. Om du inte är medlem än - bli medlem nu! 1...2425262728293031
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